Greg Benson, the follicularly challenged brains behind
MediocreFilms, has
selected Earth's best hair-transplant doctor to update his Bosley transplant (see video). With more than 13,000 live viewers via the Internet, this would indeed make hair-transplant history.
Dr. Alan Bauman, who you may know as
SurgeonOfNalts, did the work... and now it's a race to the finish. Will
Nalts (me), the YouTube personality who once pitched Propecia, have the best hairline of 2010? Or will Greg? In a great moment of irony, Benson's sporting the old Propecia mirrors. Ah, the days that we pharmaceutical firms could give out tissue boxes, pens and mirrors.
Those were the days.
Benson made me proud when he, like perhaps every male transplant candidate, made the obligatory joke when one of Bauman's peeps warned him about the loud, wet and cold cleansing-wash machine. It's funny because it's predictable, like his inclination to yell "bye MiniMi" before he runs over midgets.
Nearly 3500 new follicles (which represent a few hairs each) may be a record for a minimally invasive (no surgical slice) transplant. Dr. B uses a
NeoGraft to do follicular unit extraction (FUE). Cutting edge that's so cutting edge, it doesn't require a cutting edge. Here's a photo of Benson, with wife
Kim Evey (producer of
TheGuild and star of
Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show).
Go, Greg. As YouTube funnyman
Mark Day exposed, there are some side effects as I well know. Here's
some footage I just found that someone took of my live Internet broadcast during treatment, and here's my summary video called "
Hair Transplant Fun."
Also worth watching are the educational videos we both did. Here's my conversation with Bauman (
which summarizes the steps in 5 minutes), and
here's Benson/Bauman talking about the entire procedure. Benson said he slept like a baby after his transplant, which is not what he experienced years before with the traditional surgery from Bosley. In
a sequel to Alan's interview, the duo speak about how even a year ago this 3K plus process wouldn't have been possible, and about the recovery phase. After 6 months, you don't notice much, but by 10-12 months you'll see 90%.
Benson and I spoke recently, and are just gaga over this experience. In my Merck/Propecia capacity, I had lots of insights on the best hair-transplant surgeons. When I asked people who they'd chose, Bauman's name came up constantly. We both know why.
Benson did it for his acting career, and I did it because 3 years working on a medication that treats hairloss will make you somewhat self conscious.
With all of this buzz, one can only hope that hair-transplants don't need to be secrets. Some of the film and television actors and actresses you love have had these procedures, but you wouldn't know it. Why?
- They don't talk about it because they feel it would hurt their image.
- The doctors can't reference their celebrity patients... unless they're weblebrities who chose to take themselves a bit less seriously.
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